
Founder and Crooked Executive
Officer:
“The Mad Store.Com”
2000-?
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The happy
Editor and his quality product—August, 2004
In August 2003, I somehow managed to become the
Editor of CRACKED Magazine, the most enduring of the internationally
distributed, so-called “MAD copycats” which made its debut in 1958. In early
2005, CRACKED was sold to Teshkeel Media Group, which
tried to remake CRACKED in the image of a slick, text and photo-heavy “humor”
magazine stuffed full of top-shelf liquor ads, lazy Photoshopping,
boring “Numbered Lists,” fan-boy interviews with various established and
up-and-coming comedians and very little comic/humorous artwork. This “New
CRACKED” bore absolutely no resemblance to its predecessor, looking more like “Maxim”
or “Men’s Journal,” with a layout style inspired by those old Scholastic Press kiddie-mag titles “Dynamite” and “Bananas.” “CRACKED 2.0”
was aimed primarily at yuppies and yuppies-in training (ie:
college students), who apparently ignored it in droves. This final incarnation
of CRACKED, whose editors and publishers thought so little of its namesake as
to actually re-inaugurate itself with issue # 1, would only last for a mere 3
issues, folding for good in 2006.
In addition to editing the final four issues of
the “old CRACKED Magazine,” I also authored or co-authored a number of CRACKED
articles during this period. Below are thumbnail scans of my CRACKED and other
humor magazine work. To check out even
more of my humor magazine contributions, click here.

“William M.
Gaines Look-A-Like Contest”
Writer/Photographer:
Scott Gosar
MAD Magazine
# 484, December 2007

Credited
Contributor:
“Bat
Boy Lives: The Weekly World News Guide To Politics,
Culture,
Celebrities,
Alien Abductions, And The Mutant Freaks That Shape Our
World”
By
David Perel & The Staff
Of Weekly World News © 2005

Staff Writer:
GAG! Magazine
# 1 June 2007

“An
Outsourcing Christmas”
Writers: Mike
Arnold and Scott Gosar
Artist: Mike
Arnold
Jokester # 1,
2005





“Kerry”
Artist:
CRACKED #
365, November 2004

Mr. Precious:
“The Great Debate”
Artist: Mike
Arnold, Writer: Scott Gosar
CRACKED #365,
November 2004


CRACKED
Presidential SHUT-UPS
Artist:
“Rush” Humphrey
Writer: Scott
Gosar
CRACKED #365,
November 2004


“Prophetical
Political Poetics”
Artist: Neal
Shapiro
Writer: Scott
Gosar
CRACKED #365,
November 2004

The CRACKED
Lens
Writer/Photographer:
Scott Gosar
CRACKED #365,
November 2004


“Worst In
Show” “McSlang For Future McDictionaries”
Artist: Ben
Boling
Artist: Kent Gamble
Writer: Scott
Gosar
Writer: Scott Gosar
CRACKED #
364, Sept. 2004 CRACKED # 364, Sept. 2004



“CRACKED
Predictions For The 2004-2005 School Year”
Artist: Kevin
Tuma
Writer: Scott Gosar CRACKED # 364, Sept. 2004



“If It
Weren’t For…” Artist: Mike Arnold Writer: Scott Gosar
CRACKED #
364, Sept. 2004

“Omarosa” (song parody) “CRACKED Baseball SHUT-UPS”
Artist: Mike D’Antuono Artist: Noel “Scotch”
Writer: Scott
Gosar Writer:
Scott Gosar
CRACKED #
364, Sept. 2004
CRACKED # 364, Sept. 2004


“Pinheads Of The
Artist: Kevin
Tuma Writer:
Scott Gosar
CRACKED #
363, July 2004



“ Beatles Tunes For Our Loony Times”
Artist: Kent
Gamble Writer: Scott Gosar
CRACKED #
363, July 2004


“If Jessica
Simpson ‘Did’ History”
Artist: Randy
Martinez Writer: Scott Gosar
CRACKED #
363, July 2004


CRACKED
SHUT-UPS
Artist: Noel
CRACKED # 363, July 2004


Mr. Precious: “School Daze”
“The CRACKEDables”
Artist: Todd Casey
Artist: Ray Morelli
Writer: Scott Gosar (with Dick Kulpa) Writers: John Samony and Scott Gosar
CRACKED # 362
CRACKED # 362
April 2004
April 2004


CRACKED “Backwash”
“CRACKED Separates MEN From BOYS”
Marten Jallad/Scott Gosar Artist:
Kent Gamble
Introductory Bio page Writer: Scott Gosar
CRACKED # 362
CRACKED # 362
April 2004
April 2004



“The Last People On Earth You’d Ever Want To Be” “ It’ll Be
A Cold Day In Hell When…”
Artist: Jason Seiler
Artist: Ben Boling
Writer: Scott Gosar
Writer: Scott Gosar
CRACKED # 362
CRACKED # 362
April 2004
April 2004


“CRACKED SHUT-UPS” “10 Reasons Why
Artist: Noel
Writer: Scott Gosar Writers:
CRACKED # 362
CRACKED # 362
April 2004
April 2004
Want to read this crap? I may
post these works on the ‘Net at some point, but for
now, I’ll be happy to sell you the magazines they appear in!
Oddballs, Obscurities and One-Hit
Wonders